Aren’t we supposed to be at that mass of the Spontaneous Combustion—er, I mean, Immaculate Conception?
Cried like a little girl in Matty’s lap in assembly this morning.
She is like a mother, or something. But not.
They were together and then no, no they weren’t.
I. hate. Russian. Mobsters
Watch out world!
It is noble to fight and die for something you truly believe in (with the exception of the Nazi or gay bashers—those people are sick and nothing they do is noble, in fact they don’t really believe it. They’re brainwashed.)
Matty Carville
So yesterday I didn’t have the one Spanish homework that I did need to turn in, I got back a 22 in Geometry, bringing my average down to an F, and I knew I had a 67 in World History. I got to World History and sat down only to feel the tears again begin to fall (yes, I’d cried earlier in Geometry…) and as I walked out, I saw Matty walking to Biology. I looked at her and she said “I’m having the worst day ever,” and I just hugged her and WEPT. (Okay that’s an exaggeration, I was just sniffling a little.) And then I followed her to Biology and she told me I would be okay and I wasn’t going to fail because I was too awesome to fail. I went back to WH and had a mini-panic attack but then calmed down thank god. I love Matty Carville. The end.
POOR MATTY
SHE IS SICK
EVERYBODY GIVE HER HUGS
| Freddy-May: | i want a website of praise. *hint hint* |
|---|---|
| Matty: | yeah yeah don't we all |
Man, Matty saves my ass all the time. I love her. This morning I was like “ohshitfucked” because I hadn’t gotten a reading packet for English and homework on it was due last period. GUESS WHO LENT ME HER PACKET.
(Hint: It was Matty.)
OH MY GAWD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS A LITTLE ON THE INSIDE… and the outside
Matty Carville, in response to this blog. I feel special.
When there are true problems in this world, we should all forget them and flock to the television to hear Tiger Woods talk about how he’s sorry he lost millions of dollars because he couldn’t control where his penis went.
Matty Carville
You’re probably here to learn more about the awesomeness of Matty Carville. Well, here’s a little introduction. Matty is a hilarious teenager with a rapier wit, sharp sarcasm, and a need to judge everyone within five minutes of meeting them. This blog will be fantastic pictures and quotes of her. Because she’s just that cool that she needed a fuckyeah page.
